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Lindsay Lohan has had an eventful couple of weeks. She has opened a nightclub in Athens and doled out energy drinks to refugees. And now she’s debuted a weird new accent.

It’s sort of a generic European accent that doesn’t sound at all like Lindsay’s actual voice. The kind you would put on if you were impersonating an European Union official, perhaps.

It really needs to be heard to be believed.

Lindsay Lohan on her new accent: "It's a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn.'" pic.twitter.com/cJhB1BrsLi

— bella vita (@drugproblem) November 2, 2016

(If you can’t see the video, please click here.)

Needless to say, it’s gone down like a lead balloon.

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So what’s the deal?

Lindsay told the Daily Mail (lol) that it was a “mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn”.

And then she joked that her accent should have its own name.

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“Lilohan”. (3AM)

Yesterday we told you that Kim Kardashian broke her social media silence and posted not once, not twice, but three times on Facebook. Well, she has now deleted those posts as they were apparently posted in error.

A source told US Weekly that the posts were a mistake.

The posts were an error. She’s still figuring out when is the right time for her to come back.

D’aw.

How much would you spend on pyjamas? €20? €30? How about €225?

Yesterday Gwyneth Paltrow’s website Goop put a pair of very comfortable blue pyjamas on sale for $250 (€225). They shared an image of Gwynnie wearing them on Instagram and within three hours they had sold out.

Here’s what the website says about them:

These elegantly oversized pajamas strike the perfect balance between tomboy-chic and playful femininity and are done in really soft, high-quality, Italian-woven men’s shirting fabric. The culottes have a drawstring you can adjust at the waist, too, so they promise to be comfortable—and cool enough to wear outside—pretty much forever.

€225.

The power of Gwynnie, eh?

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Amy Huberman was never one of the cool gals in UCD. (Goss)
• Oh, to be mates with Kate Beckinsale and Sarah Silverman. (Instagram)
• Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are going to televise their baby’s birth. (US Weekly)
• Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk have ‘discussed marriage’. SOUND THE CHURCH BELLS! (Daily Mail)
• Ben Affleck has a man crush on Brendan Gleeson. (Joe.ie)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Taylor Swift and Drake are NOT dating, thank God >

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